Quotable QuotesMemorable quotes and quips
about espresso from the forums
The Announcements above the forum listing frequently contains "quotable quotes" nominated by Team HB and the membership. Entries in the announcements are limited to recent quotable quotes; below is the unabridged collection with links to their source in the forums. We hope these nuggets of wisdom and amusing quips will lead you to a deeper understanding of the art of espresso.
Now Everything is a "XYZ Killer"
"I think you're seeing the realizations that... people are burnt out on hype and are returning to a somewhat less Pollyanna view of every new grinder out there." --Jeff Kletsky, Is the Niche Duo actually legit?
The end of a beloved coffee era
"You'll be surprised to learn that you are all agents of the global capitalist conspiracy. Repent, and return ye to your Maxwell Houses!" --Jim Schulman, Beware of Hipster Cafes
It's a matter of perspective
"It's 'acidic' if you enjoy it and 'sour' if not." --Jeff Kletsky, Sour or acidic, are they the same?
You don't understand, it's not that simple
"Leave it to home barista to take the most simple of espresso machines - the spring lever - and make it sound more complex than the large hadron collider." --Pete, Lance Hedrick Review
Heading towards the light because...
"If people are willing to pay more for coffee roasted light, and those roasts in and of themselves are more profitable, then why wouldn't a business in that market roast lighter?" --Craig (baldheadracing), Thoughts on Light Roasted Coffee
Great looking crema doesn't reveal much
"Crema tells very little, if at all. I can get a beautiful crema on a shot, and the espresso can taste like hell. And some blends will have not such a good looking crema and taste wonderful. It's just a window dressing." --Pete (bullet08), About crema
Rethink your perspective
"Personally I choose the one [grinder] that tastes the best and learned to live with anything I don't like about the physical device. After all, its purpose is to grind coffee to taste its best, not star in product videos." --Chris (PIXIllate), Better and worse workflow
Don't cover your check engine light
"Hiding the problem with a paper filter makes the [bottomless portafilter] useless. It's a bit like putting a smiley-face sticker over top a check-engine warning light on your dash - 'All better now'." --Jake Groseclos, Naked portafilter mess
Success through persistence
" If one insists on their daily coffee and never exactly repeats their process, I assert they're doomed to find success." --Gary (GDM528), Help with Grinder/Espresso Machine
You're having fun, right?
"Both espresso machines will make excellent coffee. But which will bring you joy in the process is what the hobby is all about." --Dustin, Decent vs La Marzocco Linea Micra (or Mini)
Barista, know thyself
"The choice is based on looking at yourself, not at the espresso machines." --Jim Schulman, Comments on La Marzocco Linea Micra Espresso Machine Review
The 80/20 rule is a rule for a reason
"It's been my observation in life that no matter what you do, someone will complain. My rule of thumb: If 80% of the people are pleased, you're doing great." --Dan Kehn, Bigger default fonts