A Plea for Intelligent, Adult Espresso Machine Discussions - Page 2

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Randy G.

#11: Post by Randy G. »

LeoZ wrote:im the opposite. nothing ever satisfies me.. :p

...................NOTHING?????

How many times have you been married?
I ask because there could be a personality trait being revealed here that permeates other areas of your life other than just espresso machines...
ME:
One motorcycle purchased in 1981 (still own)
One wife Purchas... err, married in 1971 (still owned by)
Lived in three homes since 1976
BROTHER:
Has had at least 6 motorcycles (0ne at at time, including two of the same exact model)
On his third wife (does not include common law live-in females)
Lived in 7 places over the same period that I can remember

While it is unclear as to who came out better in the deal, I am much better off- I am told that's how I feel.
I can add that I have known his wives as well as his motorcycles, and no trade offered by my brother would be accepted..

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Martin

#12: Post by Martin »

I bet many HB posters would trade in their espresso makers for an "intelligent, adult machine." :|

Everman

#13: Post by Everman »

My machine has a longer lever than yours :?

Cathi

#14: Post by Cathi » replying to Everman »

:shock: "OhNoHeDidn't!" What's next? Comments about the size of ones' er, cups? (Winky, winky not withstanding). :shock:
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CoffeeOwl

#15: Post by CoffeeOwl »

Everman wrote:My machine has a longer lever than yours :?
yea, but it can't beat the shape of the lever on mine :lol:
and Arrarex has such beautiful boiler :wink:
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Randy G.

#16: Post by Randy G. »

My espresso brings all the girls to the yard.
Cuz' my espresso is better than yours.
Uh huh! Uh huh!
DA BARISTA IS IN DA HOUSE!
Who's House?
HIS HOUSE!!
Daz-rite!
My big machine it'l grind ya, ho.
Ya'll be cummin' back for mo'.
Cuz' my espresso is better than yours.
My espresso brings all the girls to the yard.

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cafeIKE

#17: Post by cafeIKE »

Martin wrote:I bet many HB posters would trade in their espresso makers for an "intelligent, adult machine." :|
I bet many espresso machines would trade in their posters for an intelligent life form :twisted:

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malachi

#18: Post by malachi »

90% of people are capable of this sort of discussion
10% are not.

The 10% are responsible for 90% of all posts on the interweb.
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shadowfax

#19: Post by shadowfax »

And I'm pretty sure that 97.845% of that 90% of all posts on teh 1ntarweb are complaints about how stupid everyone else is.
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CoffeeOwl

#20: Post by CoffeeOwl »

malachi wrote:90% of people are capable of this sort of discussion
10% are not.

The 10% are responsible for 90% of all posts on the interweb.
Czesław Miłosz, 'The Captive Mind':
"If two people argue and one of them is good 55% right, then it is very good and nothing to struggle. If one is 60% right then it is beautiful and great fortune and he should thank God for that. What shall we say about being 75% right? Wise people say that it is very suspicious. What about being 100% right? The one who claims being 100% right is awful violent man, terrible plunder, the worst rogue."
- Old Jew from Subcarpathian Mountains
What is the difference between:

- 'My machine is better then yours'

and

- 'I'm more intelligent then you'

?
or 'I'm the most intelligent person' and 'I have the best machine' should I say...?
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