If you take the Bob Marley song (below; written by another) and replace "joints" with "coffee", that's about me.
When answering the poll, I assumed "one coffee" meant 8 oz drip or single shot.
These days, volumes are so large. You can walk out of a coffee shop with a 20 oz coffee, that's nearly three cups of coffee back in the day.
For years I had a job where I was in the office at 5:30 am. Get out of bed at 4:30 am, by the time the coffee shop opened at 6:30 am, I was at their door with my big travel mug. Then a refill an hour later. That was 40 oz of drip coffee by 8 am. Usually another in the afternoon, because I was always sleep deprived by midweek. 60 oz coffee most weekdays...I didn't particularly enjoy it, but I needed it. Now I'm trying to enjoy coffee, not just mainline it.
"I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night,
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
And it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
Smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more"
John, Portland OR
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