Hmmm, well I guess I need to find myself a different group of friends. After dinner I always offer espresso, coffee or tea. (Some people are as fanatical about specialty teas as we are about espresso- really pretty amazing but that's another story) I can't remember the last time someone "ordered" espresso, despite my offers. 90% of the time they request coffee (usually decaf if it's late in the evening...), the rest of the time either nothing or tea. So at that point I let them choose from the varieties of whatever I have freshly roasted that week via the HotTop. Two or three French presses on the dining room table later and presto! a happy crowd-
OTOH, the bunch that always wants "espresso" are the high school or college friends of my kids who are over at our place for their get-togethers, parties or whatever. With them, I can tell if I've hit a home-run once they lay eyes upon the "drinks" that I am about to serve them, as they'll "Oohhh" and "Aahhh" before they even taste a drop. What's my secret?, you ask- Simple, for the high schoolers- lots of canned imitation whipped cream and loads of candy sprinkles on top of that heap of "artifical dairy product". For the college kids- large quantities of steamed milk without that precious layer of velvety-silver microfoam. I've tried to serve them real espresso, cappa's or lattes but usually after a sip or two, they'll push it aside and ask if I know how to do anything "like they make at Starbucks"...
So with the kids, if the shot looks great, I'll drink it myself as I'm preparing their drinks. If the shot comes out looking so-so (usually due to my using up whatever old beans I have laying around), then into their drink it goes... Nothing a few more sprinles won't cover up...

Reminds me of the story about the espresso shop that ran out of beans for a few days so they dumped brewed coffee into their lattes and the likes and their customers didn't even notice the difference...
