Thank you for making mistakes (especially the expensive and foolish ones) and posting them for me to see and avoid - even going to the extent of photographing your blunders to make sure that I don't repeat these errors on my own gear.
Thank you for taking things apart and watching springs launch out, never to be recovered. And for taking valves loose with the wrong tools, never to get them back together again.
Thank you for taking squirts, bitters and sours from countless malformed, malground, malroasted pucks of espresso so that I will have a clear starting point for a shot worth drinking.
Thank you for experimenting for long hours with gallons of water and pounds of coffee to make my life easier and my path to coffee joy shorter and more achievable.
Thank you for spending small fortunes to purchase and then promptly disassemble expensive pieces of equipment, illustrating their guts and explaining how to tear them apart and put them back together again.
Thank you for asking questions on top of questions, asking for clarification, and then posting all the grueling followup results to your problems so that when I encounter them, they're all nicely organized and searchable by keyword like a giant java jerk's illustrated compendium.
Thank you especially for your patience in answering nearly every new question (which has already been answered at least 20 times) as kindly as if it was the first. It can be really hard to break into a new hobby like this, and it can make or break entry into the segment if the people who have figured it out are arrogant and stingy with the knowledge it takes to get started. Luckily, quite the opposite goes on here. It's like everyone wants you to succeed and make better coffee than they do. It's kind of weird. O.o
All those pictures, all those tutorials, all those posts, all those reviews, they've led me to a very, very special day.
I cried a little today when the first hot water flowed from this artful cube of golden brassy wonder, because I thought about all of you whose posts I read over and over and all the PMs and emails I sent to people, tugging on shirt sleeves until I had what I needed.
I hope you'll feel some accomplishment and pride today for all the help you've given me as I say with great happiness,
Elektra GL1 #1255, Built in 2000 is now mine.
Really she's been mine for a while, but I've been dreading the plumb-in and what might happen when I turned her on. As it goes, the JG fittings are a breeze, and they rotate very forgivingly even under pressure. On with the show!




I haven't pulled a shot with her yet, but it doesn't really matter at this point. You have helped me find and purchase an amazing piece of coffee extracting machinery that I would have never been able to approach without your coaching and mentoring here.
Thanks Dan and all HBers. You're too many to list.



