It takes a big brave soul to post a picture of his very first
ever latte art attempt. but here it is (sorry, Dan, that this is taking up server space. but it's to reassure to frustrated neophyte! important work!)

but I didn't feel too bad, because here is a very famous local deli's consistent, unflinching, and proud interpretation of a latte (sad but true):

Over time--I think a few weeks of practice, I did this:
