Toonces, our family cat
Prior to joining our family, Toones was the neighborhood cat, hanging out alternatively at one house or another. We were new to the block and assumed he belonged to someone since he was wearing a lavendar collar. At the time we were definitely not "cat people," which I believe he sensed, so he didn't linger in our yard.
Weeks passed by. We noticed that he was looking a little leaner. The mystery of who was his owner continued. He started coming to our back door, obviously hungry.
I warned my wife: "If you feed him, you'll never get rid of him." Predictably, he slowly worked his way into her graces. It began with a bowl of food on the deck. As winter approached, she offered him a soft blanket in the garage. I chided that it wouldn't be long before he was sleeping in our bed.
"No way that cat is living in our house," she said. "He's staying in the garage."
A few weeks later we posted "lost cat" signs around the neighborhood and called the local animal control board. Nobody claimed him. It was a formality. Afterall, he had already claimed us. The next question was what to name him (we called him "the cat" up to that point). He reminded us of Toonces the Driving Cat:
This series of Saturday Night Live skits had the same punchline: A couple mulls over letting their cat drive the car because he seems to know how ("...just not very well"). Invariably Toonces starts out fine and then: "TOONCES, LOOK OUT!" The next scene is a car going off a cliff (one is an end-over-end tumble, the other a roof-crushing splat). My favorite episode is the Tooncinator featuring Linda Hamilton and a cyborg Toonces. (Apparently a lot of people made the same name connection. Our veterinarian mentioned it was a very popular name for calicos.)
Toonces did make it out of the garage, into the house, and yes, wedged himself between us on cold winter nights. Where we went, Toonces went. He happily travelled in cars, but preferred the back window ledge, not the driver's seat.
He converted me to a "cat" person, or at least a "cool cat" person. They won't deign to offer slavishly devoted affections like a dog -- to a cat, you're their roommate at best. Toonces, like many cats, thrives on familiar surroundings and routine. Natually he gravitated towards my station before the espresso machine, either watching curiously, or walking by to rub himself against my legs. I thought of this as his way of saying "good morning."
A couple weeks ago Toonces didn't meet me in the kitchen. I didn't think much of at the time; he was an indoor-outdoor cat and he missed our morning rendez-vous if a flitting bird or romping squirrel offered more interest. Later our youngest son came upstairs telling us that Toonces was asleep and wouldn't wake up.
I miss my morning espresso buddy. Goodbye Toonces, you were one cool cat.



