Random Thoughts . . . with, first, a bit of background.
As some may know, I spent some 35 years in various facets of the wine trade, including (relevent to this discussion) many years as a professional wine journalist, and many as a professional wine judge at various competitions. That means absolutely nothing, of course, when it comes to judging espresso, but more on that later . . .
To say that "espresso review journalism is seriously broken," and ask how it can be fixed implies several things, not the least of which is that people care. No one does.
OK, before you start screaming, understand that a) I have learned an
enormous amount from the people who both run this site and post on its various discussion boards, and that b) were it not for this site, I'd still be happily pulling "decent" shots on my Gaggia, and no clue that there was "more" out there for the home user. (I am extremely hesitant to call myself a "home barista," but I shall forever remain indebted to this site -- more so than to my credit card companies.) I also know that I have a great deal more to learn, that I am "weak" on
precisely some of the fundamental points Marshall addresses in his initial post.
But even the most casual participant on this board (let alone the "regulars") -- even the
lurkers too timid to registar and participate for whatever the reason (all too often, it's a fear of feeling foolish, but that's another question: "How to welcome more new posters?") -- are but
the tiniest fraction of one percent of the espresso-consuming population. The other 99+ percent of the public do not care, do not know about "espresso review journalism" (and wouldn't care even if they did).
As a result, I would disagree with Marshall's contention that, "There is an obvious demand for impartial, expert and informative reviews of espresso equipment and coffee in all price ranges." I would say, "No, no one really gives a $#!+."
At least, no one outside the relative handful of people who participate here on a regular basis.
The people who visit this site AT ALL are already interested enough in espresso to seek out a site such as this, but they are extremely small in numbers. The people who register here are even fewer, and the regular participants are fewer still.
I have no hard numbers, but I am willing to bet that
Home-Barita.com is no different from the wine sites I participate on: the majority of posts are made by a handful of people; the majority of people post very little. AND, especially with regard to this site, a sizeable number of posters come onto this site looking for specific information/opinions about buying a new machine and/or grinder, and once they get this information, they disappear never to be heard from again.
Rule #1: Remember at all times you are preaching to the converted.
Marshall is correct when he says, "Even expert consumers typically have meaningful experience with a very limited number of machines"; "Most amateur reviewers are in love with their own machines or need to justify the money they spent on them"; and, "Too many reviewers are strong on mechanics and engineering and weak on the palate." But this is true in every field where there is sufficient cost involved.
But "espresso review journalism" differs from wine journalism in one very important way: the writer who reviews espresso is reviewing TWO very different things. One is the machine, the "hardware" if you will, and virtually every machine out there (at least in the "prosumer" and "commercial" classes) is a solid contender for producing very good-to-great espresso, along with the occasional "god shot." The second is the drink itself, the "software," and this has more variables than you can shake the proverbial stick at. And, since virtually every machine is a capable one, this latter "software" review is largely irrelevent to the review of the machine (the "hardware") itself.
Off the top of my head, I cannot think of any publication other than
Car and Driver, or some similar automotive publication(s), that "hang onto" a model long enough to do the sort of "in-depth" analysis (as opposed to "the nearly-useless 'fresh out of the box' variety) that Marshall decries. Problem. That takes money. Or patience. Neither one of which people typically have in adequate supply.
As far as the need to "avoid offending advertisers or . . . offending friends and clients," as long as one takes advertising (or has friends), that's bound to happen. It comes with the territory. And until one has a magazine, or a web site, as large as the
Wine Spectator, for example, people can and will get offended and cancel their advertising and/or sponsorship when they get hammered by an unpleasant review.
The "Speculator" gets around this, by the way, because no one in the trade a) takes them seriously, and b) can live without them (once they have achieved sufficient size). For example, does anyone think a micro-winery takes them seriously? They don't, and the wines are always sold out anyway via the "exclusive" mailing list prior to the publication of the review -- even if the review sucked, it would be too late. And while large-scale operations may get hammered by a bad review, and see a slight sales decline, overall they get more good reviews than bad, and the ads continue to be seen by
millions of people . . . "doesn't matter what they say, as long as they spell my name right!" Furthermore, in terms of bad reivews, even the self-anoited "Wine Advocate," Robert Parker (who takes no advertising, by the way), doesn't publish reviews below 85 points on a 100-point scale. Hard to offend if you never publish a bad reivew!
OK, back to coffee/espresso.
What possible good does it do anyone to
give a new (
e.g.) GS3 or Vibiemme Double Domo to someone for (
e.g.) six months for a thorough "bench test"? First of all, the machine costs "big bucks.
Even at the cost to the vendor, it's expensive. How many machines would 1st-Line, Chris' Coffee, Stefano's Espresso Care, etc. have to sell to recoup the cost of that machine? (The fact that they have ever done this at all should be loudly applauded!) What is to gain, and what is to lose? A bad review of the hypothetical new triple-boiler machine from Oedipal Engineering will kill -- or at least seriously dent -- sales. A great review
may convince a couple of people who were on the fence between buying the Oedipal machine or the one from Old Simon, but how many units are we really talking about? These suckers cost $$$$ -- we're not talking about selling 10,000 units a year, after all.
So, IMHO, it would seem that -- barring some billionaire (with a desire to become a millionaire) funding a publication to go out and actually
buy machines, and run them daily in a
Consumer Reports-type testing lab, I am afraid we are "stuck" with having people like you and me write their opinions -- regardless of how qualified we may (or may not) be to do so as measured by some outside standard.
I know this was not his intent but, within limits, Marshall is questioning the entire existence of this site. But as long as one has a forum open to the public (even one requiring registration), one must be prepared for a wide variety of opinions as well as a wide variety of expertise in the field.
I am sure each of us "[has their] own 'short list' of people whose opinions [we] respect a lot, others who don't seem very helpful . . . " That only makes sense. And I am also sure there is some overlapping consistently in our lists, but no universal consensus.
So while I
do think Marshall has raised some interesting points, I am not sure that -- realistically -- there is any solution. We shall continue to read posts where various people make this or that claim, based upon little or no experience; posts where the author unwittingly may allow a vested interest (
e.g.: the purchase of ____________) to affect his or her judgement; and posts that require an ample number of grains of salt.
Feel free to email me your addresses, so that I may send you the salt needed for my own posts now . . . .
Cheers,
Jason