cannonfodder wrote:My 5 year old son and I are the only ones that drink coffee (espresso). Most think I am nuts, the wife knows I am.
...and she's right. No one in their right mind feeds espresso to a five year old.
The best sign I ever saw in a coffee shop was, "Children left unattended will be given a doppio and a puppy."
Either that, or, "a $2.00 surcharge will be added to customers ordering while speaking on a cellphone", but that one wasn't relevant...



