Letter to Guy Who Just Quit Coffee.

#1: Post by **JerDGold** » March 10th, 2016, 9:05 am

From A LETTER TO THAT GUY WHO JUST QUIT COFFEE:

Dan Gentile wrote:Dear Guy Who Just Quit Coffee,

First off, I'd like to thank you for leaving more coffee for the rest of us. But that's all I'd like to thank you for, because I have several grievances about the way you megaphone your new non-coffee lifestyle to anyone who will listen with an urgency typically reserved for yelling "Fire!" in a theater. Quite frankly I'm sick of hearing about your radiant skin, princess-like slumber, acid-free stomach, huge savings account, and squad of babes that is now wrapped around your extended tea-drinking pinky.

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#2: Post by **Marcelnl** » March 10th, 2016, 9:23 am

If anything this belongs to the craziest thing thread...sarcasm is one thing but this is like battery acid turned into writing

#3: Post by **Mark08859** » March 10th, 2016, 11:24 am

Hmmm....the gent seems very angry. Why don't we all simply back out of the room. Quietly now so as not to draw his attention.