espressoed wrote:Tick, tick, tick, tick....
The OP runs out of coffee which was a bag of mislabeled SO, finds that all the shops are closed on the holiday, then pulls out a bag of coffee that came with the machine (saved for some reason like it was a collectible from the Franklin Mint *1) and runs through it despite the fact that it was 4 months old, and finds it to his liking.... And then draws the conclusion that keeping a can of Illy around for emergencies is a good idea...
No need for the tick... tick... . . tick. The bomb went off long ago.
I think I can sell him some single origin, aged Alsatian Arabica. I just finished feeding a half-pound to my German Shepherd, so the coffee should be ready for shipping first thing in the morning.
*1 "We can't guarantee that this coffee will go up in value, but all the previous coffees have!"