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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by SlowRain on Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:12 am

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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by sweaner on Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:40 pm

I've never seen so many "Godshots" in one place!
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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by HB on Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:18 am

Thanks to Chris Tacy's twitter feed, I laughed about this parody to the tune of "American Pie". It's only loosely related to this site and not related to coffee. Still crazy though. :lol:

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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by Endo on Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:40 pm

The "perfect espresso". I've obviously been wasting my time. I never knew it was this easy! :lol:

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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by mivanitsky on Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:16 am

Endo,

After that one, for some reason, I feel the urge to gouge my eyes out with a stick blender.

I especially liked the collection of timers on the hood, and the poignant advice to "check freshness dates."

I used an Il Primo as a doorstop in my basement for a few years.

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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by HB on Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:04 am

I skipped ahead to 4:52 for his proclamation of the "perfect cup of espresso." Brought back memories of my Hall of Shame espressos.
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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by Gus on Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:59 am

I'll bet using that apron makes the coffee taste better.
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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by Philosogeek on Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:14 am

I was waiting the whole time for him to take a sip. The face while he was trying to keep it together for the camera would have been priceless.

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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by networkcrasher on Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:16 am

Gus wrote:I'll bet using that apron makes the coffee taste better.


It also gives you a little twinge of crazy. That guy was spoooooky.
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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by JohnB. on Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:19 am

I thought the fly was a nice touch. Too bad it didn't land in the cup.
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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by Psyd on Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:51 pm

Endo wrote:The "perfect espresso". I've obviously been wasting my time. I never knew it was this easy!


If you abuse the lil' things (although, the newer 'Il Primo' isn't quite as friendly as the other lil' guy) they make about as good a shot as most mokapots, and they steam milk like a house afire. Nice toy to have in a pinch, but far from 'perfect'! ; >

I've gotten some really great cups outta those lil' things, for what they are. And for the record, Krups is decidedly against tamping in those. It eventually will blow the boiler seal, but you really have to if you want something tolerable.
Yeah, you can get crema our of one of these, but I didn't see any in his video.

D'ja notice how quiet his grinder was, though? I didn't even hear it!
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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by uscfroadie on Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:56 pm

JohnB. wrote:I thought the fly was a nice touch. Too bad it didn't land in the cup.


John,

If you were a fly, would you have wanted to take a taste of what was in "that" cup? Didn't think so. Funny video!
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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by LaCrema on Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:10 am

He's going to "Position it down" so we can see what he's doing with his hands and his coffee... Oi, how suspenseful, what next?!
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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by Bluegrod on Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:50 am

Oh my god that was hilarious. That had to be one of the worst examples of espresso making I have ever seen in my life I mean where do you even start but, the sad part is that alot of people like him really think that would be good espresso and I agree with the earlier post in that I am wondering if that apron he is wearing is giving him a false sense of pride or is he an actual employee. If the second is true it is a real shame thats what starbucks teaches their employees. In all my years though I have never heard anyone one say that putting water through coffee was bad and you needed to use steam As I write this I am contemplating going to you tube and seeing if he has his other two videos up and running yet cause I am dying to see his next wonderful creations. And I am guessing that after I watch the other two videos I would like to be next to use that stick blender!!! The other funny thing was that his friends requested he make this video and share his "secrets". With a friend like him who needs an enemy!
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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by SylvainMtl on Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:23 pm

Just happened on this ad for a used La Pavoni Europiccola (written in French).

Apparently Ann's Pavoni is in need of a new pump...

http://montreal.kijiji.ca/c-acheter-et- ... Z144758902

Adresse: Montréal
Date de la mise en ligne : 27-juil.-09

Machine à Espresso Italienne LA PAVONI.
Besoin d'une nouvelle pompe (+ou- 100$ de réparation) --> Needs a new pump

Valeur de 1000$, Laisse aller pour 300$

Rejoignez Ann
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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by another_jim on Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:37 am

The cylinder and piston are technically a pump; although it's unlikely she meant that. It could also be a sarcastic comment about lever machines.
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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by Sherman on Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:13 pm

Fullsack wrote:Just purchased "The America's Test Kitchen Family Cookbook." An emergency substitution for 1 large egg is either: 1 jumbo egg, 1 extra large egg or 1 medium egg.

Lucky thing they mention that. I can imagine someone thinking, "I don't have the right size egg, I better put everything away and make something else."


FWIW, there are people who don't have much cooking/kitchen experience, and may tend to follow recipes verbatim. They follow the rules because they either aren't comfortable enough with the process, or don't understand enough of the interactions.

America's Test Kitchen (ATK) is an incredible reference; IMHO they are the standard bearers of providing accurate and reliable recipes and information for anyone from the stumbling tyro to the seasoned veteran chef. When they call out substitutions, the reasoning behind it is usually solid, accurate and well-researched.

With respect to your comment, the substitution may be negligible if the amount of overall moisture provided by a large egg is irrelevant, but if the egg is to be separated and used(e.g. yolk for emulsifying butter as part of a hollandaise, whites whipped separately and folded in later), then you have to consider whether the amount of lecithin in a large vs. jumbo/XL/med yolk will emulsify the prescribed amount of butter, or if the amount of butter needs to be reduced/increased to accommodate the substitution.

From my personal experience, I've been in the kitchen with someone who was following a recipe that called for 1/4 cup of diced onions. They had no onions, and were about to abandon the recipe. I checked the pantry and saw that there were plenty of shallots, and prepped them. Recipe turned out fine. Just some food for thought.

Can you tell that I've had the "change one variable at a time" thread in my head?

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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by shadowfax on Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:20 pm

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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by kaffidrikker on Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:07 pm

sausage flavored lattes!!! ROFL!!!! This guy has to be on crack...
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Link to "The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day..."by networkcrasher on Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:15 pm

Nicholas - that has to easily be the best coffee related video I've seen thus far. Bravo sir, bravo!

Mulatto like Obama?? LOL And there's bread in his toilet for some reason. Wow. Just. Wow.

Favorite part was how he used powdered milk, but there's a ton of milk in the fridge.
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