The craziest %#*$ing thing I've seen all day... - Page 137

#1361: Post by **LaDan** » March 7th, 2013, 5:22 pm

Randy G. wrote:100/month = +/-3 a day.. Hmmm..

• If their doctor tells them to stop, will they suffer a form of rectal withdrawl?
• That sure is a crappy way to enjoy coffee..
• What a couple of coffee-asses!
• I wonder how and where they use Eric's grouphead thermometer?
• I wonder what happens when they invite friends over for coffee?
• She was heard to say, "I take it black because sugar is scratchy."
• She was also heard to say, "I take it black in there, like my men."
• Neither was ever heard to say, "Mmmmm. Good Kona."
• In the morning she gives him a kiss and says, "How's my little moka pot this morning?"
• I am not sure that the morning aroma of coffee in the house has the same psychological effect on them as it does on the rest of us.
• Coffee - The last birthday present you would want from these two!
• I wonder how often they backflush.. err.. descale.. never mind

You forgot:
* Waking up in the morning to the smell of coffee, he asks, "Honey, do I smell a fresh cup of coffee being brewed, or did you just fart?"

Re. coffee enemas. It has long been claimed that coffee in enema works as a detoxification agent. I think it was first recommended (or at least highly recommended ) by the famous Dr. Bernard Jensen, Iridologist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Jensen in his book Tissue Cleansing through Bowel Management ISBN 0-9608360-7- Google "Tissue Cleansing coffee enema" and you will see an enormous amount of methods and articles.

#1362: Post by **RapidCoffee** » March 7th, 2013, 5:24 pm

drgary wrote:Where Bees Get Their Buzz: Caffeine-Laced Nectar

Really. This is in the New York Times today.

Actually, this is thought-provoking. I always assumed that caffeine evolved as the coffee plant's chemical defense mechanism against predators. Instead, the molecule may be an attractor for pollinators. Cool!

#1363: Post by **LaDan** » March 7th, 2013, 5:28 pm

drgary wrote:Where Bees Get Their Buzz: Caffeine-Laced Nectar

Really. This is in the New York Times today.

Hey, I beat you to it. I posted a thread about it. Some plants use caffeine to lure bees in...

#1364: Post by **drgary** » March 7th, 2013, 5:44 pm

But isn't it the craziest thing you've seen all day?

March 7th, 2013, 10:02 pm

Hahaha! You got me there!

But the craziest thing that happened to me today is the thing that didn't happened. I didn't drink any coffee today, on purpose. Isn't that crazy? I drank so much yesterday at the LM event that I decided to give myself a day off to get all of this out of my body.

Now THAT'S crazy!

#1366: Post by **allon** » March 11th, 2013, 10:09 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -cafe.html

The Attendant Café has opened in London after a £100,000 conversion
Original details have been kept, including the cast iron entrance and porcelain urinals
The owners say the venue is spotless and hygienic after it was jet-washed
Gourmet sandwiches are created by a Michelin-star chef

#1367: Post by **jfrescki** » March 11th, 2013, 10:18 pm

What!?! Hygenic or not, I couldn't go there.

March 11th, 2013, 11:22 pm

If you had a few cups of their coffee, you probably would have to "go" there!

Sorry- I am feeling a bit pissy today.

I hope urine on the joke...

I hear the phone tinkling... gotta go.
I sure am a whiz at these jokes.

#1369: Post by **allon** » March 11th, 2013, 11:25 pm

When there's a long line you have to mind your pees and queues.

I'm sure they never forget to backflush.

#1370: Post by **troposcuba** » March 11th, 2013, 11:34 pm

I heard the coffee was crappy.
then again I heard it gets better if urinal the time.