Well, we all have to be a little crazy to spend the kind of money we do on machines that make coffee, right?
Back to the point, though, I read through the thread about the Cimbali grinder. From Mr. Azzarello himself:
3) The final method for evaluating whether your burrs are aligned is by setting them so they are slightly in contact with each other. At the point of contact, they will make a high pitched sound, which should remain uniform and constant during rotation.
This is most definitely not the case with my grinder. It seems like the Cimbali people had a slight ego trip in that thread, stating with confidence that it was pretty much impossible for a grinder to be misaligned. They failed to acknowledge the possibility of something being broken during shipment, or perhaps the possibility that someone in the factory came into work a little hung over.

There is no such thing as absence of some degree of manufacturing defect. If a company threw out all of their products that weren't perfect, everything would cost a great deal more than it does now. It just isn't feasible, and the same rule even applies to espresso machine equipment manufacturers.
I think I'll call Chris tomorrow to see what they think about the issue. I'm sitting here examining the spent puck of my muddy, bitter tasting espresso of 10 day old beans, and I'm finding both chunks and bits of coffee dust. This can't be right.