I wonder if what Mike P
said in the coffeed thread Chris linked to is true--that it takes a few pounds to get them tasting right, but >100lbs to get them to stop clumping?
That would be interesting. My Robur is an impressively low-clumping beast, but now I am wondering if I put another 50 lbs of coffee through it if those will go away too....

Time to call up my local shop and ask them if they'd consider donating or selling (for dirt prices) their stale coffee for such an experiment. I'd be interested to try shots that had even more edge taken off of them than my Robur already does.
It sounds fishy, but on the other hand--I am a big fan of cast iron cookware, and I know firsthand that it takes a very, very long time to fully season a cast iron skillet. Persuading my wife to bake cake and cornbread in it definitely seemed to speed up the process on my favorite skillet, but it certainly improves only slowly for me. I would imagine if someone at a restaurant took it under their wing, it would be fully seasoned in a matter of weeks.
Have burrs been microscopically examined? it would be interesting to compare seasoned and unseasoned burrs, as well as, perhaps, compare the grinds with SEM or something similar. Seems like a great epilogue for the TGP...