Okay... After browsing this entire thread, I feel confident that I have the
lamest setup out here!


It's a Krups Espresso Maximo, or some-such thing. Believe it or not, I've been using it for ~14 years or so. I've replaced the grouphead gasket many times (I still have a source for them!), but the aluminum pf(!) has its ears worn so much that locking it in requires turning it far beyond the usual 90°. Needless to say, I have had upgrade fever for years!
Before anyone asks, the candy jar full of syringes is for our diabetic dog. It's quite a conversation starter at parties!