Wassim: coffee question
me: Finally something I know about.
Wassim: I was looking at your reviews
me: Right. You in the market?
Wassim: yes
Wassim: I was thinking about the Capresso j7
Wassim: I want an automatic unit.
me: No, you don't.
Wassim: really?
Wassim: push a button man. drink
me: If you love convenience and mediocre coffee, I guess it's ok.
Wassim: is there really a diff?
me: Is there a difference between McDo's and Ruth's Chris prime rib?
me: It's about the same difference, but hey, McDo's gets your burger in 2 minutes.
me: I'm not knocking them... they have their place. But be aware that they're McDo coffee.
Wassim: hmm
me: OK, back to your superauto.
me:
http://www.home-barista.com/forum...-advice-t5287.htmlme:
http://www.home-barista.com/forum...parents-t4928.htmlme: And of course my favorite:
http://www.home-barista.com/forum...r-sister-t375.htmlme: I laughed so hard writing that one. Funny sort of humor, I guess.
Wassim: I thought it tasted good, better than my coffee maker
Wassim:

me: True, it's all relative.
me: Take for example Matt. He thought his was good. Really good. I sent him some of my coffee.
me: Guess what he said?
me: "Dan, that coffee you sent was unf**king unbelievably good s**t."
me: Matt talks like that, if you haven't noticed. So like I said, it's all relative.
me: If you're happy with the Saeco, I would not overspend. Jeff Sawdy (jesawdy) has some good experience with super-autos.
me:
http://www.home-barista.com/forum...s-ideas-t5404.htmlme:
http://www.home-barista.com/forum...ossible-t3398.htmlWassim: there are some refurbs
me: How much?
Wassim: 499 and 599
me: For a super-auto, that's not bad.
me: Be aware that they are prone to breakdown.
Wassim: really? how bad?
me: It's all over the map, but unfortunately at that price point, they're not easily repairable.
Wassim: ok.. so what would you recommend?
me: Well, to be honest, I'd recommend a kick a** grinder and a French press.
Wassim: a 39$ french press? I have one of those
me: Or an Aeropress + a kick a** grinder. It will beat the pants off that super-auto so bad, you'll choke.
me: Do you want coffee or espresso/lattes?
Wassim: lattes
me: Ah, well, that's a little trickier. Personally I would still get an aeropress and a steamer then.
me: There is ZERO chance of it breaking and it costs about 1/2 as much.
me: But if you want to try the super-auto, go for it. But know that they have a spotty track record. The good ones cost...
me: wait for it....
me: around $15K.
Wassim: I saw that. thats nuts
me: Those are built like tanks, made for Starbucks places, and have no plastic.
me: The $500 units are lots of plastic chutes and gears that are not going to last long. But sometimes they do plug along for a few years, but many die sooner.
Wassim: I'd need a new mortgage
me: The cheapos also leave stale gunk in their transit areas. You're brewing with yesterday's sludge unless you toss the first shot.
Wassim: hmm
me: But hey, they are very convenient. They just happen to make average (at best) coffee. As one of my friends said, "I have never, every anywhere heard anyone say 'wow, that's good' from a super-auto".
me: Most say "It's not bad." or "It's better than the office swill."
Wassim: ok.. so send me a link to what you'd get
me: Well, you want convenience, right? Super super convenient? You see, I don't mind work if it's good. If I had to drink super-auto swill, I'd rather skip it or drink tea. But that's me.
me: Keep in mind that I once thought super-autos were 'pretty good'. But I have become much more discriminating, so the downside is that I recognize coffee swill. Sort of like being a kid and thinking a McDo cheeseburger is a real treat.
Wassim: hmm
Wassim: I can see going down a tube, becoming a coffee nut
me: For guys that want convenience, I recommend French press and a great grinder.
me: The "problem" is the espresso part. That's where all the time and money goes. If you only want good coffee, it's dirt cheap.
me: I mean a good grinder will outlast you.
Wassim: I want a machine and lattes
me: Too bad you're not local, I would show you the light.
me: Unfortunately I've ruined several people that way. They used to love Starbucks. Now they spit it out in disgust. I choose chai tea.

Wassim: I was just there last week. damn
me: Yeah I take it a bit more seriously.
Wassim: how much was all your stuff?
me: A top-end setup goes for around, I dunno, two grand.
Wassim: damn
me: Well, I always say this: Two grand and you'll have nowhere to upgrade to.
me: How many hobbies can say that?
Wassim: dude, I have the capresso auto grind maker. it cost 199
Wassim: its been ok
me: Sure, I understand, and I'll help you get what you want. But it's nice to be informed.
me: I mean there's nothing wrong with McDo's, I was just there last week with my kids.
Wassim: I could get approval for say 500 from the boss
me: Don't laugh, but I still recommend a stovetop frother ($65), aeropress ($35), and good grinder ($300).
me: But if you want push-button convenience, Jeff says the Saeco line is OK. To be honest, I think all the Saecos are basically the same inside.
me: Even the Miele build-in unit is in fact a $300 Saeco inside, or so I've heard.
Wassim: so go the least
me: Yes, that's my advice. You can spend $1000+, but it's a waste. If you want to try for yourself, go to William-Sonoma on a slow night.
me: They have a few $1500-$3000 units on display. I think you'll find they taste no better than what you've tried before.
me: They just have fancier cases and programs. The coffee production part is unchanged.
me: If you go to WS, bring your own coffee. Theirs is frequently stale, nasty swill. Gawd, I cannot remember a worse coffee in years than from there.
Wassim: ok
me: Did that help?
Wassim: yes thanks
me: Dumb question: Where do you buy your coffee?
Wassim: costco or trader joes
me: Anyway, I recommend trying some primo coffee with your current setup. That may help reset the bar.
me: How do you drink it now?
Wassim: milk and little sugar
me: Do you prefer nutty or chocolate flavors?
Wassim: nutty
me: Ah, that's unusual, but good. So many people are choco fanatics. Do you prefer heavy or lighter blends?
Wassim: heavy
me: Something like a Kenya?
Wassim: yes dark roast
me: Hmm. Not sure about that part, but Intelligentsia sells a really good Kenya. Even in half-pounds. Get two half-pound bags, try them, see if it turns your crank.
me: If it doesn't, back to Costco with a clear mind.
Wassim: ok barista man... I gotta crash