Congratulations Gatewood!
For some reason I had a feeling your cap would eventually work out this way. When you say you are an old person, I sincerely hope you are stating that with pride! "Old people" in my life have taught me so much about what it means to be a decent person in society, and how to live a good life because they have much more experience than myself. And if the company you bought the machine from is condescending to you because you are a female, they do not deserve to be in business. Ok, enough about my social justice rant. I deal with it everyday with the high school students, I just want them to grow up to be good people.
Wow, IU's music school is one of the top rated in the nation, you must be quite good. Their foreign language departments are also highly regarded, which is why I went there. Are you famous? I'm not!:lol: Oh yes, Nick's Pub is still there! I should refrain from posting messages in the morning though. My previous message is full of holes, mistakes, and mixed-up notes about these machines. My English thinking centre in the ole' noggin' doesn't seem to function very well until I've had a few hand-pulled espressos.
So, you're giving it a go with the single basket and a Kitchen Aid Pro grinder? I get delicious results now with the double basket (heaps of trial and error), and I've recently started practising with the single basket because there are others in this forum who say they are getting even better results with it. From my efforts to date, I find the single basket requires a coarser grind than the double basket, and more practise. I still haven't found the "sweet spot" of the single basket, but I will persist because it shows great promise. If your grinder is set at it's finest grind and still giving you quick lever pull times with the single basket, I imagine it's going to be difficult to get satisfactory results with the double basket. You are using excellent beans, so that's not a variable that needs to be adjusted at this point in your efforts. Sounds like the grind (and possibly tamp) is the culprit at the moment.
The grinder manual is giving you sound advice. You have to find the "zero point" (the setting where the burrs are just starting to rub together), and then start experimenting with settings a few points coarser from there. How do you adjust the grind setting on your Kitchen Aid? Also, definitely try measuring the tamp pressure you are using, as Cannonfodder explained. Using great effort to tamp is too much force.
Don't be afraid of the portafilter sneeze. Yes, it's very nasty and a bit of a shock when it happens. It has happened to me once, and only once. If it happens to you it's a good learning experience because once it occurs, you make awful sure it never happens to you again, but the fear of it completely disappears and your coffee making ritual becomes second nature.
Yes, Yes, Yes, remove those "dadgummed" (I love that word, but I rarely hear it used) forks, or "spouts" as they're commonly referred to. But be forewarned, they put up a good fight against removal. You may need assistance. The cramped space in the spouts gets very gummed up with coffee oil residue, and is tedious to clean. Much happier without that devil tongue on my portafilter. If you want to make full sized drinks for you and your husband to enjoy together, I recommend ordering more portafilter baskets. When a guest pops round my place for a visit, I fill and tamp two baskets at the same time. One basket for each cup, and it only takes about a minute longer compared to making a drink for myself. It's so nice to share hand crafted espresso with a loved one (must be this Valentine's holiday getting me all sappy). I ordered extra baskets, and a few other goodies for my machine from this place:
http://www.espressoparts.com/c=zn...ry/03.02.lapavoni/
Have a look at the diagrams of the machine in your spare time, it helps visualise what's going on in the hidden parts like the boiler, grouphead, and under the base. It's really a very simple machine that achieves top notch results, which is why I admire it so much. If you order from them, I'd recommend speaking to someone over the phone. In my experience they have been very professional, helpful, and friendly, unlike the impression of your current seller.
Here are some parting shots of today's after dinner pulls which tasted amazing. I used Sweet Maria's Sulawesi Toraja Grade 1 beans which I roasted myself (something you might look into later if you get pulled into this hobby) last Sunday morning. My mate got this cup, I got the one after, both were heavenly. With your machine, you can get espresso shots so syrupy rich and thick, the falling stream of crema causes slowed down wave circles in the surface of the drink, as you can see in the photos.
Beginning of pull
Oops! Not a very smooth pull, albeit a bit tricky with right hand trying to snap a photo and eyes focused on camera's monitor. I jerked the lever down right as I squeezed the shutter release.
End of a single pull on the lever. Note how the stream is getting lighter. You could continue with a second full or partial pull, but I usually stop here.
Man Cannonfodder, I have to get some of those Bodum cups, they showcase the shot so well in photos. The cup in these photos holds 4.5 ounces, too large for a proper espresso.
Well, I wish you the best of luck Gatewood, a pleasure to assist a Southern Belle become operational. It took me a year to reach this point, and I'm still learning how to improve my espresso shots with this machine. Keep at it, and I'm sure there will be plenty of good souls here to assist you along the way.
Hogfire