Aside from the curious jaw-dropping incident, I can understand Marshall's point of view here.
Even though I maintain much of the equipment I own (coffee machines, computers, radio tranceivers, large antenna arrays, automobiles, audio systems, motorcycles, etc.), do my own household electrical work and even some plumbing work, and love nothing more than tearing into an expensive and complex machine (sometimes even when it's still under warranty), I don't expect others to feel the same way. I know many people for whom the thought of taking a wrench to their multi-thousand dollar baby is a nightmarish spectre. I certainly don't think ill of such people. They're in the vast majority, while I'm the mutant

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We all know what the underlying problem is. High-end espresso machines are simply not designed for the average home user (in ham radio, another hobby with bleeding-edge hot rod technology, we call them "appliance operators".) Even so-called consumer or pro-sumer machines capable of delivering fine espresso are based on the commercial machines used by coffee shops, where regular maintenance is expected and there are qualified people either on premises or on call to perform it. Marshall, who is in touch with his preference to avoid brain surgery without a license, is perfectly justified in seeking a competent repair person to do regular maintenance on his GS/3.
The only choices we have at this point are 1) buy an inferior consumer super-automatic at the local kitchen boutique, 2) buy a small high-quality machine and be willing to ship it for service, 3) do your own maintenance, or 4) hire a qualified technician to service your "unshippable" machine at your home.
I'm afraid that's where the state of the art is. Espresso machines are relatively complex, it takes skill to operate them, more skill to service them, and the market isn't large enough to justify the R&D required to make them more bulletproof.