Thanks for the FAQ!
And it's not a typo, the hardness here really is 8ppm. Of course, we have really high alkalinity (~360ppm) and sodium (200ppm) levels, so cutting with some distilled water to reduce pH and sodium, and adding a dozen or two ppm's worth of CaCO3 helps out to balance the lack of any hardness (going off of
http://www.scaa.org/PDF/ST%20-%20WATER%...V2009A.pdf). Calcium and magnesium are nearly nonexistent.
Off topic, it's completely useless for brewing beer. I get ultra-purified water from my lab and add the salts corresponding to the style of beer I'm brewing.