zin1953 wrote:To say that "espresso review journalism is seriously broken," and ask how it can be fixed implies several things, not the least of which is that people care. No one does.
Before this goes too far afield, let me reiterate what I said, rather than have this one line floating completely out of context . . .
In the context of my original post on Page One, "No one" means the population of people who drink coffee on a regular basis. Obviously the passionate participants of home-barista.com care, but we are already preaching to the converted. We are but a very small community compared to the number of people who regularly drink some sort of espresso-based beverage -- tiny, compared to the number of people who visit Starbucks at least once a week!
In this (and this is where the whole wine analogy began), we chat among ourselves and run the very real risk of presuming all those "Starbucks people" would happily join us if only they knew . . .
On wine boards, especially those where Parker is considered a god, far too many people either make "newbies" feel uncomfortable by using "winespeak" instead of English; by making people feel there actually are such things as "stupid questions"; and not welcoming them with open arms and not being willing to answer the most basic of questions in a simple, straight-forward, and helpful way.
It can often feel to the casual participant/lurker as though everyone has the secret decoder ring but them!
So when I wrote "no one cares," it is in that context: obviously we do care; a number of us do care; but that actual number -- no matter its real size -- is but a small drop in the proverbial ocean of coffee.
To come to sites such as home-barista.com, one already has to enjoy espresso-based drinks enough to actually sit down and search the site(s) out. That already displays significantly more interest than most of the planet! To actually register and post a first question on this site takes courage. And to participate on even a semi-regular basis takes an even greater commitment, both of time and of passion.
So when Marshall writes,
Marshall wrote:They don't care (a dubious conclusion, but I'll assume it is true), because:
1. No one is interested in the quality of a machine before or after buying it?
2. Everyone thinks they are getting a broad range of well-informed reviews?
3. Ignorance is bliss?
I first have to say this is a faulty interpretation of what I said, but no doubt the fault is mine, not Marshall's. However . . .
1. "No one" is interested in the quality of a machine before or after buying it because "no one" (i.e.: the vast majority of the population on Planet Earth) is interesting in buying a machine, period. (Do you read every issue of Consumer Reports, or do you only look at it when (e.g. it's time to replace the refrigerator or the stove?) If and when someone becomes interested in buying a machine, then (and only then) will that individual become interested in the quality of machines which are potential candidates for purchase. After buying it, it's too late, and no one wants to hear they just spent $_______ on "an Edsel."
2a. To the best of my knowledge, there is no published magazine one can buy at a newsstand or via subscription that reviews espresso machines and coffee makers exclusively. So aside from an occasional "comprehensive" review in something like Consumer Reports (the "White & Patio" programmable coffee maker at $19.99 is a CR "Best Buy", much better than the "Vickers" model 303), you get an occasional mention in some food/cooking magazine . . . and most (though not all) would fall into the super-auto category, recommending the reader go to Sur La Table or Williams-Sonoma, rather than places like Chris' Coffee, 1st-Line, EspressoParts NW, etc.
2b. So, again, IF the individual is already "into" espresso enough to be looking at a high-end consumer, or even "prosumer" machine, they already know not to go to Starbucks, Costco, Williams-Sonoma, or Sur la Table . . . so they come here, other similar sites, or maybe stumble upon WLL¹. Thus, they seek out information from "fellow consumers like them," who are perhaps a bit more knowledgeable -- or at least, who already own such types of machines -- for additional information. And even if they read the formal reviews (Buyer's Guide to _______) here, or the "smackdowns," or articles/discussions like the Titan Grinder Project, they (generally) will STILL post questions directly to the board, asking about this or that machine.
3. I don't know anyone who will fork out $3K in total ignorance, Marshall. Heck, I'm not sure I know anyone who would fork out $600 for a new Silvia in total ignorance. This is not a serious issue.
Cheers,
Jason
¹ I always found it more likely that "newcomers" would find Whole Latte Love's site before finding someone like 1st-Line, Chris Coffee, etc. YMMV.




