Wow. Thank you all for replies. These forums kind of blow my mind in terms of helpfulness.
@Almost everyone:
Hand grinder recommendations came from a lot of the responses. I am not opposed to hand grinding, but as mentioned I am opposed to slow. To grind 4~8 shots with a hand grinder am I looking at 2 minutes or 10 minutes?
If this is in the 2 minutes range it sounds like I should get a hand grinder, either kyocera or porlex (AKA time for research:p)
@ Dodger1:
Thanks, I did indeed find those 2 posts helpful

@ zeimas
Incredibly good point. Thanks! If I go electric I will definitely do this (will probably mean researching in Japanese, that'll be good for me anyway ;p )
@ kschendel
Varia is a wee bit steep :p As for the hand grinders thanks for the more in depth analysis
@ outrigger
Thanks for the recommendation. I have used a percolator before*, but have not been very good at using them. I do not know a lot about them, but I'm wonder a) if you think they can make a good "espresso" if I learn what I'm doing, and b) Is the Is the Bialetti Brikka considered an excellent choice, or are most percolators fairly similar (I ask b) partly because the GFs folks have an unused percolator I think I could uh... "borrow")
[edit] Thx for the in-japan site as well! I was looking at it rather normally, but it just occurred to me you went through the trouble of giving me a link to a japanese site, thanks!
*one very unfortunate morning when I was reading a really really good book I left it on the stove until the handle melted... I'm sort of a space case